jbignes5
This
unlicensed troll make the mistake of trolling Saint Buzz while Quarktoo
was in rehab for weed addiction. (His forth try at going straight) When
Quarktoo heard about the unlicensed troll, he broke the safety glass out
of the nurses station with his face and was last seen running down the
street screaming "I got to be me!".
Moments later Quarktoo reincarnated himself as Quark 2.01 at overunity.com
after taking over a local internet cafe at gunpoint and demanding 4 pots of
coffee and 2 packs of Camel cigarettes. Quarktoo has been banned by the
evil Hart-less-man for over a year now.
jbignes5 claim to fame is being one of the top 5 dumbest fucks that ever posted at overunity.com.
The spooks that run the site were fighting over him to see who could
get him to post the dumbest shit. Trust me on this one, nobody went
home disappointed.
Apparently
somebody tipped jbignes5 off that Quarktoo (AKA Quark 2.01) had escaped from rehab (Probably
that fucking double agent Ramset who is in rehab at this time also) jbignes5 turned himself in at the
American Troll Society's home office located in upper Manhattan. He was
hysterical and screaming something about a naked troll jacked up on
stimulants fresh out of jail searching for him.
When Quarktoo arrived to
claim his points, he demanded that all the other trolls get naked and
they subsequently passed jbignes5 around like a new inmate in a Turkish
prison. Quarktoo was awarded 60 points for the capture after he was done
signing autographs for the other trolls. He was cited for the gang rape
however all charges were dismissed since it was Quarktoo that lead the
attack or at least chased jbignes5 down first.
