|Status:||Punished only slightly|
After getting baited by a Canadian named TinselKoala into a pulsed power measurement question, Quarktoo offered more than he had and brain locked. A small cat fight erupted and Quarktoo realized he was wrong and apologized.
Quarktoo is being punished for apologizing and will receive another little tiny slap on the hand that he can barely even feel and an all expense paid vacation for three days at luxury resort. Trolls don't apologize! The record shall also be expunged and so it is like this never even happened.
The American Troll Association would also like to invite all licensed trolls to the annual "Celebrate Quarktoo Dinner" this Thursday.at 7:00PM
Grumpy is hereby indefinitely suspended from the American Troll Association for the following reasons:
- 1. Violating the American Troll Society drug AND alcohol policy. (Trolling While Intoxicated - Second TWI violation.)
- 2. Trolling another American Troll Society member in good standing. (Cannibalism violation later upgraded to straight bashing and gang rape by Dept. of Homeland Security.)
- 3. Embarrassing the Society by insisting you can solve a relativistic mathematical puzzle with vector mathematics found on a web site for third world high schools.
With considerable deliberation and by the full counsel it has therefor declared that Grumpy and all his parallel AKA's are to be suspended until further notice.
|Status:||Member in good standing|
Temporary suspension permanantly suspended.
Also, the Society would like to recognize Quarktoo for all his fine years of outstanding and dedicated service. We are pleased to announce that from now on, July 4th will be celebrated as Quarktoo Day. This decision had nothing to do with free fireworks.